Couple Interview

Introduction~
Hello and welcome to another Couple interview!
Today I'm here with Prince Troy and Princess Pur~sia
Both: *waves and bit confused*
Today They came far from Russia to visit there family here in the states but surprise! They got pulled here to have this lovely interview, so lets get started shall we!

-QUESTION ONE ~ Who and what are you? and where do you come from?
Pur~sia: Well, my name is Pur~sia Olivia Bright and This is my husband Troy Taylor.. and were both Cats.
Troy: *dips head*
Me: wait, your married right?
Pur~sia: Technically yes but we have yet to say the vows.
Me: B\ right...
Troy: it's true
Me: well alright then o-o on to the next question

-QUESTION TWO ~ How did you guys meet?
Troy: Oh thats an easy one. I rescued her from nearly drowning by the river where my family fishes from.
Pur~sia: ...

-QUESTION THREE ~ Was it love at first sight?
Troy: for me It was kinda awkward, I just rescued the Princess from drowning. what more am I supposed to do?
Pur~sia: ...

-QUESTION FOUR ~ What was the first reaction to this proposition?And then?
Troy: Well you see-
Me: Wait wait wait... Pur~sia. You've been quiet for the last two questions, what's up?
Pur~sia: Oh nothing..
Troy: my princess?
Me: .-. next question then
Both: *nods*

-QUESTION FIVE ~ What do each of your families think of your partner?
Pur~sia:My mother never met him, but my father wants him dead 
Troy: My family is actually surprised I'm married in the first place. But they love her. especially my little sisters.

QUESTION SIX ~ What do each of you think of your partner's family?
Pur~sia: your family is very humble and sweet
Troy: wish I could say the same about your father...
Pur~sia: yehh, my dad sucks.

QUESTION SEVEN ~ What makes the both of you work well together?
Pur~sia: were both in power
Troy: we both work well together because were both the same.

QUESTION EIGHT ~ Are you in love/married??
Pur~sia: .-.
Troy: .-.

QUESTION NINE  ~ What do you like most about each other?
Pur~sia: He smells like fish and has muscles ^.^
Troy: .-. she had big boobs
Pur~sia: .-.!
Me: <.< Your the first character that i interviewed that said that...
Tory: .-. >.>

QUESTION TEN ~  What do you hate most about each other?
Pur~sia: Ohhhh I can go on for days
Troy: o-o Next question!!
Pur~sia: He's a bed hog for one!
Troy: please!!

QUESTION ELEVEN ~ Well, that was a risky question. Now for the next! Do you have a nick-name for each other?
Tory: pfft who had nicknames anymore
Pur~sia: ;.; I do... 
Troy: <.< NEXT!!!

QUESTION TWELVE ~ At what point would/had your relationship become sexual?
Pur~sia: The wedding ceremony
Troy: -//- well thats a personal question?

QUESTION THIRTEEN ~ How important is sex to your overall relationship?
Troy: .///. thats a very personal question.
Pur~sia: not very. the prince/king isn't allowed to be near his wife during the months of bearing a child, a full month after intercource, the week of obulation, celebrations and parties birthdays included and of course can't be the first of the month or the last of the month
Me: DAMN! .-. Troy you need a damn chastity belt
Troy: ;n; I feel like I'm wearing one everytime.
Me: oh shit pfft. well here in the states you can have as much fun as you need
Pur~sia: *grabs a note from her purse*
Me: *reads it* no intercourse allowed in the states.... thats quite messed up
Troy: ;n;
Me:... don't you have kids?
Troy: yes a boy and a girl but... they are away in boarding schools
Me: .-. da fuck is wrong with your coun....nevermind

QUESTION FOURTEEN ~ If either of you were to date someone else, who would it be?
Pur~sia: nobody, I'm happy with Troy
Troy:... well there was this girl i knew
Pur~sia: T.T
Troy: that fell into my arms while I was fishing that one faithful day.
Pur~sia: ;0; awwwww Troy!!

QUESTION FIFTEENTH ~ Will you get married?
Troy:
Pur~sia:

-(request line)-

QUESTION SIXTEEN ~ Do you want to have kids, and would you make good parents?
Pur~sia: even I am a mother, our kids are taken away 3 months after birth if your a princess..
Troy: and won't come back till they finished school
Pur~sia: ;.;

QUESTION SEVENTEEN ~ What would each of you do if the other was killed?
Pur~sia: cry
Troy: ;m;

QUESTION EIGHTEEN ~ If your partner cheated on you, how would you react?
Troy: Death
Pur~sia: punishment and sheer torture to you and your family

QUESTION NINETEEN ~ Do you fight, What do you fight about?
Pur~sia: no we don't fight
Troy: .-. nope
Me: not at all?
Troy: nope
Me: cause it looked like you guys were about to fight a while back.

QUESTION TWENTY ~ What would it take to break up your relationship?
Troy: nothing
Pur~sia: nothing really

QUESTION TWENTY ONE ~ What makes your relationship particularly interesting?
Me: oh wait I know this one. the No Sex law right XD
Pur~sia: sadly yes XD
Troy: it's not funny ;o;

Me: haha XD well that's all we have time for now, I'll see you next time with a new couple haha